February 2012
bricksatmyface:
if there’s a hot person wearing a band shirt on public transport I’ll try talk about the band really loudly to whoever I’m with or listen to them really loudly on my ipod, just to let them know that I too like that band and that we should have sex
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
An 11 year old, dealing with depression..
ieatemokids:
does that mean she run out of juice boxes or something lol
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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